{"product_id":"my-gods-they-respect-me","title":"My Gods, They Respect Me","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"My Gods Don't Judge Me, They Respect Me\" — a Norse statement tee for those who walk the old paths, available on shirts, tanks, sweatshirts, and hoodies.\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose black or navy, printed to order in sizes S through 5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlogan: \"My Gods Don't Judge Me, They Respect Me!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyles: Hoodie, District Unisex Shirt, Canvas Unisex Tank, Crewneck Sweatshirt, District Long Sleeve, District Made Womens Shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Navy (availability varies by style)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed and made to order, usually printed within 24–48 hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Norse gods were never distant judges — Odin wanders among mortals, Thor defends them, and the sagas show a relationship built on respect and reciprocity rather than fear. This design captures that old-world attitude. See the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/de\/collections\/vikings-clothing\"\u003eViking clothing collection\u003c\/a\u003e for more Norse statement pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design reads \"My Gods Don't Judge Me, They Respect Me!\" — a nod to the Norse view of gods as companions in courage rather than distant judges.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the idea behind the design?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Norse tradition, the relationship between people and gods was built on respect and reciprocity — Odin wandered among mortals and Thor stood as their defender. The slogan channels that worldview.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat styles and colors are available?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSix styles — hoodie, District unisex shirt, Canvas unisex tank, crewneck sweatshirt, District long sleeve, and District Made women's shirt — in black or navy depending on style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes are offered and how is it printed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSizes S to 5XL; check the sizing chart before ordering. Each garment is DTG (direct-to-garment) printed and made to order, usually within 24–48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDoes this shirt ship worldwide?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. VikingsBrand ships worldwide with tracked shipping, and orders over $129 ship free automatically at checkout. 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