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Bearded For Her Pleasure – Funny Viking Beard Shirt

Bearded For Her Pleasure – Funny Viking Beard Shirt

Regular price $33.59 USD
Regular price Sale price $33.59 USD
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Bearded For Her Pleasure is the original version of our tongue-in-cheek beard slogan shirt, made to order in five styles — tee, tank, sweatshirt, long sleeve, or hoodie — in Navy or Black, sizes S–5XL.
Style — District Unisex Shirt
Color — Navy
Size — S
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30-day returns
Tracked worldwide delivery

Specifications

StylesDistrict unisex shirt, Canvas unisex tank, crewneck sweatshirt, District long sleeve, hoodie
ColorsNavy, Black
SizesS–5XL
PrintDTG (direct-to-garment), made to order, usually printed within 24–48 hours
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Description

Bearded For Her Pleasure is the original version of our tongue-in-cheek beard slogan shirt, made to order in five styles. Available as a tee, tank, sweatshirt, long sleeve, or hoodie in Navy or Black — a limited-stock collector's design you won't find in stores.

Details

  • Styles: District Unisex Shirt, Canvas Unisex Tank, Crewneck Sweatshirt, District Long Sleeve, and Hoodie
  • Colors: Navy and Black
  • Sizes: S–5XL (limited stock — only the sizes shown are available)
  • DTG printed and made to order, usually printed within 24–48 hours
  • Collector's-edition run — over 10,000 shirts already sold

Norsemen took their beards seriously — combs are among the most common finds in Viking-Age graves — so consider this shirt a small tribute to that tradition. Find more designs in our Viking clothing collection, and give the beard itself some attention with Viking beard care.

What you're getting

Symbol meaning

The stave and its story, researched from the Eddas and the sagas, it ships on a card in the box, not a marketing myth.

Craftsmanship & materials

Solid stock only, 925 silver, bronze, stainless steel, oak and real horn. Hand-finished and inspected. No plated pot metal.

What's included

  • The piece itself
  • A protective pouch or sheath
  • A card explaining the symbol
  • Care & warranty card

Gift-ready packaging

Arrives ready to give with tracked worldwide delivery, a gift that carries meaning, not just a price tag.

QUESTIONS

Frequently asked questions

What styles can I choose from?
Five: a District unisex tee, Canvas unisex tank, crewneck sweatshirt, District long sleeve, and a hoodie — each in Navy or Black.
What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 5XL. Because it's a limited-stock item, only the sizes listed on the product page are currently available.
How is the design printed?
The design is DTG (direct-to-garment) printed on each garment, made to order and usually printed within 24–48 hours.
Is this shirt sold in stores?
No — it's a collector's-edition design sold online only, available for a limited time.
Does it ship worldwide, and can I return it?
Yes — worldwide tracked shipping, free on orders over $129 (applied automatically at checkout). Unused items in original packaging can be returned within 30 days.